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a hypothetical question
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a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:04 pm
you are given a gun and sent back in time before jesus is
going to get crucified would you or would you not save him?
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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Shoot him. Then jesus freaks could wear little rifles around their necks instead of those asinine crosses.
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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:07 pm
(October 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Shoot him. Then jesus freaks could wear little rifles around their necks instead of those asinine crosses.

true very true i would do the non selfish thing and keep him safe so christians wouldn't be so arrogant and selfish when it comes to people who are and aren't allowed into haven. also i would talk some sense into jesus and say how people would exploit his love and forgiveness because if jesus forgives everything there is killers in heaven, murderers etc.
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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:09 pm
(October 25, 2014 at 3:04 pm)dyresand Wrote: you are given a gun and sent back in time before jesus is
going to get crucified would you or would you not save him?

You're assuming I could find him. He may not have existed.
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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:13 pm
I'd just hand him the gun and be on my way.
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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:25 pm (This post was last modified: October 25, 2014 at 3:25 pm by Losty.)
Ok, what kind of gun? How many bullets? How fast can I get back to my time machine? I don't want to be killed trying to save some crazy dude. Can't I just go back further, seduce Jesus into being a regular chill dude, fuck his brains out in an orgy with the 12 disciples, then hop into my time machine and come home smiling contentedly at a world that worships Losty: sex goddess?
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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:28 pm
(October 25, 2014 at 3:25 pm)Losty Wrote: Ok, what kind of gun? How many bullets? How fast can I get back to my time machine? I don't want to be killed trying to save some crazy dude. Can't I just go back further, seduce Jesus into being a regular chill dude, fuck his brains out in an orgy with the 12 disciples, then hop into my time machine and come home smiling contentedly at a world that worships Losty: sex goddess?

any gun you can think of you would be located a few meters away and you have free reign on any action you can do. also this is hypothetical he would exist you are going to save him.
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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:31 pm (This post was last modified: October 25, 2014 at 3:33 pm by Losty.)
I don't think I would save him. Only because I can't kill those people. And me shooting off bullets into the sky and shouting "please don't do this guise! It's like so totally wrong!" would surely get me burned at the stake as a witch.

Besides I want to be worshipped as a Goddess. If I can't then I don't want to play. Confusedtompsofftakingherballandgoinghome:
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October 25, 2014 at 3:37 pm


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RE: a hypothetical question
October 25, 2014 at 3:59 pm
(October 25, 2014 at 3:37 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote:


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we already know a theist would shoot jesus but an atheist would probably try to save him or outshine him with technology
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