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Ideas on how to best blaspheme?

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Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 3:49 am
(October 26, 2014 at 2:17 am)Losty Wrote: Thinking about sin is just as sinful as actually sinning. I suggest you masturbate to the thought of every sin imaginable. That should do the trick Wink

This. Sinful thoughts/intentions are sinful. Technically, not loving God enough is sinful, so I think you have a built in guarantee that you're sinning.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 6:12 am
I guess that's why we all need to be saved... The almighty doesn't feel loved enough and will take his revenge for it...

Sounds a lot like the stalker who was arrested a couple years ago after stabbing his ex-girlfriend in the chest in the historical center of my town. By the balls of the transsexual non-virgin Mary!
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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#23
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 6:56 am
Just ignore YHWH, that's enough to break a couple of commandments. Swear on his name to go one step further.
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#24
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 7:30 am
Eat pork
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 7:40 am
Damn you for reminding me, now I have to go out and get some....
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 7:43 am
Get me some with you and label it (lamb)
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 7:44 am
No way, you still owe me for last time
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 7:45 am
I'd like to get some beef too
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 9:15 am
Well, there are some good Ideas here to raise one's sinning level, but none that are really enticing me to be an atheist.
Prohibited sex is nice, but cheating on the wife isn't as good as having a loving wife to me so that takes all the attraction out of that. I guess eating shell fish will have to do.. I'm an atheist because I want to ignore god's shell fish prohibition.

Pretty weak..but it will have to do because obviously I really believe that the god of the cosmos really cares if I eat shrimp or have too much skin on the end of my penis.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 9:18 am
I'd like a knife inside of my goblet
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