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I'm finding out even the hardest core fundamentalist Islamite is nevertheless still cherry picking Quran verses to obey and ones to ignore.
Fuck. Is that a bad habit they picked up from the Christers or did they corrupt themselves with it ??  (November 30, 2014 at 9:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sounds like a shitty job. Sure beats working in their vest shop.
Or cleaning up the vest shop after a premature evisceration.
ABDUL, my friend !!!! Pull yourself together !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (November 30, 2014 at 9:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sounds like a shitty job. Nothing wrong with starting at the bottom. It's a niche market, I grant you; and the pay stinks. But you get the chance to bring down the cistern from the inside; the very bowels of the movement. Not to mention the opportunities for promotion are not to be sniffed at - after all, if you can keep from going clean round the bend, the only way is up and you get to go home, head held high, flushed with the knowledge of a big job well done.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 1, 2014 at 5:30 pm
(This post was last modified: December 1, 2014 at 5:30 pm by downbeatplumb.)
(December 1, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Nothing wrong with starting at the bottom. It's a niche market, I grant you; and the pay stinks. But you get the chance to bring down the cistern from the inside; the very bowels of the movement. Not to mention the opportunities for promotion are not to be sniffed at - after all, if you can keep from going clean round the bend, the only way is up and you get to go home, head held high, flushed with the knowledge of a big job well done. Sir I salute you. Not a bum cord struck. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
LOL He didn't "start from the bottom" Arabs are racist as shit towards south Asian Muslims.
Google Dubai treats horses better than philipinos. Or Indonesian maid beheaded in Saudi Arabia in the street  (December 1, 2014 at 10:06 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm finding out even the hardest core fundamentalist Islamite is nevertheless still cherry picking Quran verses to obey and ones to ignore. Don't kid yourself, everyone does it even scientists. It's a human trait not just a religious one. It seems to me that cherry picking general human behaviours to counter religion is no better. MM
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci
"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)  RE: Toilet Cleaner
December 4, 2014 at 1:36 pm
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2014 at 1:37 pm by Losty.)
I think cherry picking is a good thing. Nobody wants to eat a rotten cherry.
(December 1, 2014 at 9:51 am)simplemoss Wrote:(December 1, 2014 at 9:45 am)Dragonetti Wrote: Believe it or not, there is racial segregation as within the Islamic States. From joining what? ISIS? Is that a bad thing? (December 1, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote:(November 30, 2014 at 9:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sounds like a shitty job. It looks like you got caught up in a vortex of punnery there, plumbing the depths of humor, the puns piling up ...  (December 1, 2014 at 10:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Or cleaning up the vest shop after a premature evisceration. Heard in a suicide bomber class. "Now watch carefully, students. I'm only going to show you this once!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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