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Help! I need to worship Satan

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Help! I need to worship Satan
Alex K Offline
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:55 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Isn't that pretty much just another denomination of Christianity.

Yup, it's an add on with the same world and 3D engine, but new playable missions and characters.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:55 pm
If you can come up with stuff more evil than in the bible, I'll be very impressed.
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#13
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:56 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Isn't that pretty much just another denomination of Christianity.

Basically just rooting for the underdog.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:57 pm
Sentencing someone to The Boats is pretty grim, and not, as far as I know, in the bibble.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm
I guess if you have an urge to be religious, it's best to choose the lesser of two evils.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 12:59 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 1:02 pm by Elskidor.)
Same book, different character. I root for Boromir over Aragorn, but it's like a damn curse, every single time, Sean Bean dies.
(December 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm)Exian Wrote: I guess if you have an urge to be religious, it's best to choose the lesser of two evils.

That's true.
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 1:01 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 12:59 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Same book, different character. I root for Boromir over Aragon, but it's like a damn curse, every single time, Sean Bean dies.
(December 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm)Exian Wrote: I guess if you have an urge to be religious, it's best to choose the lesser of two evils.

That's true.

Sean Bean's constant death in every form of media is God's punishment for the fact that somehow his first and last name don't fucking rhyme.

His name should be "Shawn Bawn" or "Seen Bean", dammit!
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 2:06 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I've heard it has something to do with goats. Do you own a goat? Perhaps you can rent one, or lease with an option to buy?
Do we have to stare at them for long periods of time?
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 2:10 pm
Sacrifice a virgin.

Step 1: Find a virgin (Yeah, good luck with that, unless you can attend a sci-fi convention . . .).

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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 3, 2014 at 2:14 pm
Do the self-raped really count as virgins ??
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