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The Unlimited Supply Game
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
December 6, 2014 at 7:15 pm
(This post was last modified: December 6, 2014 at 7:15 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Creationists, on the verge of finally shutting up about it, mistake the reruns for documentaries and get more stupidly vociferous than ever.
Unlimited documentaries. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
December 6, 2014 at 7:39 pm
(This post was last modified: December 6, 2014 at 7:40 pm by Nope.)
(December 6, 2014 at 7:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Creationists, on the verge of finally shutting up about it, mistake the reruns for documentaries and get more stupidly vociferous than ever. All documentaries are created by Kirk Cameron who has decided that Justin Beiber is god incarnate. Unlimited pretzels.(sorry, I couldn't think of something that hadn't already been said)
You have a fiendishly difficult time finding an alien to anally probe.
Unlimited chickens. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Unlimited chickens is bad enough as is.
Unlimited personal time.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Causes a vomit arc which splashes into the face of the recently released convict seated directly behind you, bringing a fast, sticky end to your roller coastering escapades.
Unlimited mops. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Enough messes for you to clean to make unlimited mops a necessity.
Unlimited orgasms.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Umm....umm...
Nah, nothing. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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