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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 19, 2015 at 10:50 pm
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He said, hopefully but wistfully.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 19, 2015 at 10:51 pm
As necro posts go this one is fun. I don't often get to welcome people to the forum who've been here years before me.
My husband has some similar nicknames, I'm not allowed to share because his sister couldn't say Stephen. My niece called him Uncle
Sa-tevin for a while.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 19, 2015 at 10:53 pm
Holy shit, the Stimbo introduction! I never even considered reading the intros of my favorite members. I have some work to do.
Funny that you felt like a thread-killer at one time, Uncle Steambum. Maybe there's hope for me after all.
I hope I don't end up making out with my youthful mother for this, but...
glad to have you aboard.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 19, 2015 at 11:19 pm
Thanks, it's almost like I've been here for years! I hope I get to know everyone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 19, 2015 at 11:27 pm
Nice necro! I've necroed a couple times, but only when I really thought it was the best thing to do. I tried accessing that jesusneverexisted site, because that's specifically a rather fascinating thing to ponder for me. Is that officially down?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 19, 2015 at 11:41 pm
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The forum I think is long gone, though there was an attempt to revive it on another host or whatever. The main parent site is fine and can be found here http://www.jesusneverexisted.com.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 19, 2015 at 11:43 pm
Cover your ears because the jesus freaks shriek bloody murder when you refer to it.
Fuck 'em.
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 20, 2015 at 12:27 am
Please accept a necroactive 2011 welcome.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat?
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 20, 2015 at 12:35 am
Thank you, lovely lady. You know, I do believe this is a first for this place - time travel!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Back on the horse, for now
January 20, 2015 at 12:39 am
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Welcome to these wonderful forums, steve. I don't think we have many africans yet! Most of the old members are huge tossers, but almost everyone who joined in the past year and a day is really cool, so I'm sure you'll fit right in! Be careful though, there's a lot of queer folk who will spank you with their huge dildoes as soon as you turn your back. But you'll be fine, you'll be fine.....
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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