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Member Awards 2014 - Results
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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 3:35 pm
(February 28, 2015 at 3:33 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: It's no surprise I was not found most sexy. my wife liked me because and I quote "You were a change from all the smooth talkers" unquote.

By pure luck I talked to the one girl not looking for actual skill in conversation.

I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Rohypnol.

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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 3:39 pm
(February 28, 2015 at 3:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 3:33 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: It's no surprise I was not found most sexy. my wife liked me because and I quote "You were a change from all the smooth talkers" unquote.

By pure luck I talked to the one girl not looking for actual skill in conversation.

I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Rohypnol.

Should've used money.



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#53
RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 3:44 pm
Wow, you guys made my day.
I check in to the Lion's den ( a habit now) and find a unique surprise.
Congrats to the winners and thank you to Tiberius and the participants.
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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 4:40 pm
Wow, joint best, joint second sexiest (among very worthy company, I might add - now there's a dream five-way to keep me busy...) and funniest member? How did that happen?

Thanks so much to everyone; I couldn't have done it without you.
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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 5:03 pm
(February 28, 2015 at 4:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Wow, joint best, joint second sexiest (among very worthy company, I might add - now there's a dream five-way to keep me busy...) and funniest member? How did that happen?

Thanks so much to everyone; I couldn't have done it without you.

I'll share that award with you any day, Stimbo - and you definitely earned that Funniest award. UK wit at it's finest.
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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 5:26 pm
(February 28, 2015 at 3:39 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 3:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Rohypnol.

Should've used money.

Couldn't get a loan for that sort of dough.

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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 5:37 pm
(February 28, 2015 at 3:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 3:33 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: It's no surprise I was not found most sexy. my wife liked me because and I quote "You were a change from all the smooth talkers" unquote.

By pure luck I talked to the one girl not looking for actual skill in conversation.

I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Rohypnol.


Hmmmm... works at "my house"...Tongue
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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 5:53 pm
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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 5:53 pm
(February 28, 2015 at 5:37 pm)Kitty Galore Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 3:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Rohypnol.


Hmmmm... works at "my house"...Tongue

Oh, hush. Since when have you needed to get roofied? :p
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RE: Member Awards 2014 - Results
February 28, 2015 at 6:21 pm
Just for kicks hon! Big Grin
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