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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 5:05 pm
We got Luckie again!
I wish I could use that phrase more often.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 5:10 pm
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we're up all night to get Luckie!
Hi, Luckie
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 5:17 pm
Hey, Luckie! Welcome back.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 5:45 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 4:59 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yay Luckie. How are you feeling?
I'm feelin all right Had a couple surgeries, lost a bit of organs, but in the end I'm feeling way better now, and my prognosis
is fabulous! Not to mention, I know for sure sure that Esquilax loves me--he wouldn't leave my side even if it meant spending the last
three months on a cot in a hospital! I love this man <3
Anyways alls on the mend, although I'm still not fit for mod duty quite yet. Thanks for the welcomes, I missed you guys!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 5:52 pm
(May 19, 2015 at 12:26 pm)robvalue Wrote: Yay! Happy place
Let's crack open a nice cold baby and have some fun.
I've been hanging out to suck on a coldie all day!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 6:36 pm
Yay Luckie!
Glad you're doing better. It'll be good to get you back in rare form.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 6:40 pm
Welcome back, Luckie. It's good to hear you're on the upschwing.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 7:58 pm
Welcome back, Sweetie. Glad things are looking up.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 8:24 pm
Aw thanks guys I see Min hit 200 just by blowin jesus out his a--, that's quite a feat!
How's Chtulhu been? I couldn't talk you out of that creepy as fuck avatar, could I mister TinkieWinkie?
So! Any new chewtoys to have at? Where's Losty with the cookies?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements
May 19, 2015 at 8:56 pm
Quote:that's quite a feat!
Damn Tootin!
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