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RE: The last person to post wins !
April 12, 2018 at 7:26 pm
On crackers, with a dab of hot sauce. Mmm...
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RE: The last person to post wins !
April 12, 2018 at 7:26 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2018 at 7:34 pm by ignoramus.)
All we need now is jello and spam!

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RE: The last person to post wins !
April 12, 2018 at 7:27 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 7:11 pm)A Theist Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 1:51 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Don't look now but an atheist found your joke funny. So much so, I am going to pass this pic onto my Redneck friend in Oklahoma.

You got cooties from me for liking this joke.  Big Grin
I'm invitin' y'all over for a barbeque. Except I'll fill the toilet tank with beers instead of sody pop. Got me a nice hog head all picked out! Whatch y'all like for sides?

Bring your cooties on over with you. I'll throw those on the grill too!

Does it bother you that my Oklahoma friend also says "Ya'll" and says "taters" but isn't a fucking dick when it comes to minorities or economics?

I just sent this picture to him, and he laughed at it too. 

I thought that was beer in the pic but if it was soda, fuck that.

As long as the toilet was cleaned and I am sure it was, then any sane person should be able to get over the implication.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
April 12, 2018 at 7:32 pm
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April 12, 2018 at 7:38 pm
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April 12, 2018 at 7:46 pm
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RE: The last person to post wins !
April 12, 2018 at 8:09 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2018 at 8:13 pm by A Theist.)
(April 12, 2018 at 7:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 7:11 pm)A Theist Wrote: I'm invitin' y'all over for a barbeque. Except I'll fill the toilet tank with beers instead of sody pop. Got me a nice hog head all picked out! Whatch y'all like for sides?

Bring your cooties on over with you. I'll throw those on the grill too!

Does it bother you that my Oklahoma friend also says "Ya'll" and says "taters" but isn't a fucking dick when it comes to minorities or economics?

I just sent this picture to him, and he laughed at it too. 

I thought that was beer in the pic but if it was soda, fuck that.

As long as the toilet was cleaned and I am sure it was, then any sane person should be able to get over the implication.
Won't bother me. That'll all be just fine. Does your Oklahoma buddy like sausage gravy or ham gravy with his taters. I got some buttermilk and biscuits to go with it, too.

Yeah, that was sody pop in the pic but I'll be changin' that for beers.

Oh yeah, that toilet's spic and span. I dragged that bad boy out to the back yard and hosed 'er down real good. Got all that brown stuff sprayed off there.
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April 12, 2018 at 9:43 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2018 at 9:43 pm by ignoramus.)
^^^
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RE: The last person to post wins !
April 12, 2018 at 9:44 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: ^^^
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Who on earth eats dates these days? (no dirty jokes please)

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RE: The last person to post wins !
April 12, 2018 at 9:56 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: ^^^
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Who on earth eats dates these days? (no dirty jokes please)

Nuns.
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