Go hit yourself with a fork (made from kitten fur)
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Awww. That's nice of you.
But wait. You're harming a kitten?!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Na, he likes cats.
Likes men too. Manly men. Big strapping hombres. Masculine men with guns, men that smell like men. Men who carry themselves with confidence and swagger. Men who . . . um, I need to excuse myself for a while.
He knows me
You're not exactly secretive with your carnal desires . . . .
Butt I can't control myself
A failing of youth.
You'll get better with experience. Try edging . . . .
I win
You already know about edging ?
You might be ready for a promotion to popper gooning . . .
Are you trying to corrupt me?
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