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The last person to post wins !
RE: The last person to post wins !
Jericho returned the Thead Mountain, a place he had seemingly abandoned. He squinted in order to discern that Vorlon was standing at the top, clearly not expecting Jericho's arrival.

Jericho summoned his pet, the giant demon bird known as Valrix. Valrix appeared from a break in the clouds and landed next to Jericho, already prepared for takeoff. Jericho leapt atop of his trusty mount and held tight as Valrix launched its massive body in the air.

As Valrix reached the top of Thread Mountain, Jericho dismounted and began to free fall. Right as he was about to hit the ground, Jericho curled into a ball and rolled in order to lessen the damage to his body. Jericho looked up to see Vorlon still sitting in the Throne of the Thread, watching him.

Jericho adopted a look of pure satisfaction as he unsheathed his Blade of Woe and stalked ever-closer to the throne. Vorlon stood slowly, unsure of what to make of Jericho. Vorlon then pulled his hand from his pocket and revealed his signature weapon, his thumb that he had named Lover's Plug.

Vorlon twitched his thumb, causing Jericho to cringe in disgust and fear and then attempt to roll across the ground in order to evade Vorlon. Vorlon rushed Jericho as he was rolling, hoping to catch him by surprise. As Vorlon neared Jericho, he heard a strange laughter…coming from none other than Jericho. Still hoping to kill Jericho, Vorlon refused to stop mids-stride.

Jericho stood slowly as he watched Vorlon running towards him…and then whistled. Valrix appeared suddenly from the sky, letting out a cry that can only be described as chilling. Vorlon was helpless as Valrix slammed into him, taking him clear off of Thread Mountain.

Jericho laughed as he sat upon the Throne of the Thread. It was good to be home.
RE: The last person to post wins !
And where was I? Oh. Right here. Posting last.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
RE: The last person to post wins !
Part of me wants to stop posting long and intricate fight scenes.

Then the other part of me wants to unsheathe my Blade of Woe.
RE: The last person to post wins !
You're a relative newb and you're already into causing woe? Whoah.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
RE: The last person to post wins !
Suddenly Vorlon returns with his new ally, Valrix, whom he had won over with a quick cloaca massage and on command, he ripped Jericho's eyeballs clean out of his head with his razor sharp talons.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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ANd then Vorlon left the galaxy with the rest of the first ones.
Dying to live, living to die.
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Jericho returned with a cloth tied over his bleeding eye sockets. Thankfully, no one was at Thread Mountain. He sighed in relief, hoping that he would have peace for a while.
RE: The last person to post wins !
Then he had to rest in peace . . .
Dying to live, living to die.
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And once more, evil found its way to Jericho's doorstep.
RE: The last person to post wins !
Evil creeps in when the unwary look away . . .
Dying to live, living to die.



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