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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
CIJS, I need somebody to put me to bed. 

That sounds so kinky and A69ish, but the thing is, I need a nap, but I don't want a nap. So, I need somebody to force me.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(May 26, 2017 at 6:25 pm)c172 Wrote: CIJS, I need somebody to put me to bed. 

That sounds so kinky and A69ish, but the thing is, I need a nap, but I don't want a nap. So, I need somebody to force me.

Santa is watching. Nuff said.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(May 26, 2017 at 6:25 pm)c172 Wrote: CIJS, I need somebody to put me to bed. 

That sounds so kinky and A69ish, but the thing is, I need a nap, but I don't want a nap. So, I need somebody to force me.

Look, now...I'm sick of this shit. Go to sleep, goddamnit! Or so help me, I will take the the power cord to your little gamey systems, and cancel the Internet. 
Don't think I'll do it? Think again!

I don't need no damn Internet, boy.

*Hope that helps. Smile
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Fat beardy dudes and black dudes---just dudes in general, regardless of color---don't do it for me. I needed a girl to help. Thankfully the imagination kicked in and I got that nap. And it was quite good. And now I want more but don't nee more. The exact opposite problem.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(May 26, 2017 at 7:43 pm)c172 Wrote: Fat beardy dudes and black dudes---just dudes in general, regardless of color---don't do it for me. I needed a girl to help. Thankfully the imagination kicked in and I got that nap. And it was quite good. And now I want more but don't nee more. The exact opposite problem.

It was J A C K with strategically placed dryer lint, right?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Can I just ask, because I'm honestly curious...

How fucking many people are you willing to piss-off to get to work three minutes faster Mr./Miss/Mrs./Ms. I Don't Give a Shit?

For fuck's sake, it's just a job and not worth the lives of the people you will eventually kill.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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CIJS

Faints
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CIJS

Cold Shower
Sum ergo sum
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Am I the only one wondering what he meant by "strategically placed dryer lint?"

Also JACK, I can't think of any scenario where a warm blooded human would think anything other than.. nice things, having caught your cute ass half naked doin laundry. #justsayin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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