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Life Is Short; Have an Affair
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RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair
If you want to bang someone else, the way I see it you have two options: 1)Tell her you want to break up, or 2) Tell her and see if she's cool with it. This sneaking around crap is some pussy bullshit.

Sucks that it takes on average 5 years to find out someone is a piece of shit.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - July 21, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - July 21, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - July 21, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - July 21, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Exian - July 21, 2015 at 10:09 pm
Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by KUSA - July 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by BrokenQuill92 - July 21, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - July 21, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Metis - July 21, 2015 at 10:12 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Regina - July 21, 2015 at 10:12 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Valkyrie - July 21, 2015 at 10:14 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - July 21, 2015 at 10:28 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by paulpablo - July 21, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by ignoramus - July 21, 2015 at 10:52 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by CapnAwesome - August 19, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Minimalist - July 21, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - July 21, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Barefoot Bum - July 21, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Athene - July 21, 2015 at 11:45 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by robvalue - July 22, 2015 at 12:17 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by ignoramus - July 22, 2015 at 12:29 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Silver - July 22, 2015 at 12:32 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Ravenshire - July 22, 2015 at 12:35 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by KevinM1 - July 22, 2015 at 2:03 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by robvalue - July 22, 2015 at 2:17 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - July 22, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Tonus - July 22, 2015 at 7:58 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by ignoramus - July 22, 2015 at 2:54 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by robvalue - July 22, 2015 at 3:00 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pizza - July 22, 2015 at 4:16 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - July 22, 2015 at 4:58 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by pocaracas - July 22, 2015 at 5:32 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Nope - July 22, 2015 at 7:35 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by robvalue - July 22, 2015 at 7:42 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 22, 2015 at 7:44 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Tonus - July 22, 2015 at 7:45 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by ignoramus - July 22, 2015 at 7:51 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - July 22, 2015 at 8:28 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 4:06 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - July 22, 2015 at 8:43 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - July 22, 2015 at 8:44 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - July 22, 2015 at 8:46 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by CapnAwesome - August 19, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 19, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by CapnAwesome - August 19, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 6:09 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 19, 2015 at 6:40 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Mr.wizard - August 19, 2015 at 6:19 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by pocaracas - August 19, 2015 at 6:32 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Thumpalumpacus - August 19, 2015 at 6:24 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 19, 2015 at 6:44 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Thumpalumpacus - August 19, 2015 at 8:02 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Whateverist - August 19, 2015 at 6:28 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Mr.wizard - August 19, 2015 at 6:30 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 19, 2015 at 6:56 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 19, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Valkyrie - August 19, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - August 19, 2015 at 7:27 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Mr.wizard - August 21, 2015 at 6:43 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Excited Penguin - August 19, 2015 at 10:33 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 20, 2015 at 11:58 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Thumpalumpacus - August 20, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Excited Penguin - August 20, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Thumpalumpacus - August 20, 2015 at 2:36 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 20, 2015 at 2:47 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 20, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 20, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Spooky - August 20, 2015 at 4:08 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by brewer - August 21, 2015 at 7:02 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by MTL - August 22, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by MTL - August 22, 2015 at 5:07 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 22, 2015 at 6:30 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by MTL - August 22, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 22, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by MTL - August 23, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by drfuzzy - August 22, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - August 22, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Ayen - August 22, 2015 at 8:10 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by downbeatplumb - August 24, 2015 at 1:17 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 22, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 11:16 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 1:40 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 2:31 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 3:09 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 3:26 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 4:23 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 24, 2015 at 5:37 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 5:39 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 24, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 5:20 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 24, 2015 at 5:32 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2015 at 3:50 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 25, 2015 at 2:19 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 5:08 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Grandizer - August 24, 2015 at 5:25 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 5:34 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 6:38 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2015 at 5:17 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 5:32 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Grandizer - August 24, 2015 at 9:51 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by pocaracas - August 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 5:35 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 24, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Little lunch - August 24, 2015 at 7:47 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2015 at 7:58 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 24, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 9:48 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - August 25, 2015 at 9:56 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 25, 2015 at 4:10 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 4:17 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - August 25, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 12:32 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 12:37 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 1:02 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 1:07 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 1:14 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 3:52 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - August 25, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 3:21 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - August 25, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - August 25, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - August 25, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - August 25, 2015 at 5:09 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 5:58 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 1:45 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by drfuzzy - August 25, 2015 at 1:54 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 1:54 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 2:04 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Whateverist - August 25, 2015 at 2:18 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Whateverist - August 25, 2015 at 7:50 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 25, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 2:19 pm
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RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 25, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by pocaracas - August 25, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 25, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - August 25, 2015 at 3:37 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 3:41 pm
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RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 3:52 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Longhorn - August 25, 2015 at 3:53 pm
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RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 4:10 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 25, 2015 at 4:23 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 25, 2015 at 4:49 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by pocaracas - August 25, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 4:53 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Aroura - August 25, 2015 at 6:52 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 26, 2015 at 8:30 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 26, 2015 at 10:52 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 26, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 26, 2015 at 12:14 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Minimalist - August 26, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2015 at 12:44 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 26, 2015 at 5:14 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 26, 2015 at 4:22 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2015 at 5:18 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 26, 2015 at 5:35 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by vorlon13 - August 26, 2015 at 5:21 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 26, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2015 at 5:56 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 27, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by The Grand Nudger - August 27, 2015 at 1:00 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by thesummerqueen - August 27, 2015 at 4:37 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by CapnAwesome - August 28, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by rexbeccarox - August 28, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 4:57 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Jackalope - August 28, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Life Is Short; Have an Affair - by Pyrrho - September 1, 2015 at 8:17 pm

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