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This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
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This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/cost-of-...unveiling/

Quote:Cost of admission: one soul — Satanic Temple thwarts Christian hecklers at demonic statue unveiling
Quote:Participants were also required to sign a contract agreeing to abide by the group’s rules and demands — which included a provision intended to weed out undercover Christian protesters, reported The Friendly Atheist blog.

“I agree that by signing this document under any name, given or adopted, actual or pseudonymous, I am hereby avowing my soul to Satan (aka Abbadon,aka Lucifer, aka Beelzebub, aka The Antichrist),” the contract read. “I do so knowing that He (aka The Fallen One, aka The Father of Lies) or any of His representatives may choose to collect my eternal soul at any time, with or without notice. I understand that my signature or mark representing any name, real or made up, upon these papers constitutes a lasting and eternal contract, and that there will be no further negotiations on the matter of my eternal soul.”

Maybe we could incorporate similar language into the Terms of Service, here?  Might keep some of the dumber theists away.  Worth a try.
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Messages In This Thread
This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Minimalist - July 27, 2015 at 12:52 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Chad32 - July 27, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by brewer - July 30, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Aoi Magi - July 27, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Minimalist - July 27, 2015 at 2:51 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Clueless Morgan - July 27, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Longhorn - July 27, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Pyrrho - July 27, 2015 at 4:23 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Clueless Morgan - July 27, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Ravenshire - July 30, 2015 at 8:40 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Saxmoof - July 27, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Minimalist - July 27, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Tiberius - July 27, 2015 at 4:38 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Minimalist - July 30, 2015 at 2:42 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by vorlon13 - July 27, 2015 at 11:01 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Alex K - July 27, 2015 at 11:17 pm
RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius! - by Chad32 - July 30, 2015 at 3:57 pm

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