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Biblical Insults
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 6:19 am
Dems fightin words, Vic.

Quote:Woe unto thee, thou love-child of Methuselah, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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Biblical Insults - by Longhorn - July 29, 2015 at 4:58 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by ignoramus - July 29, 2015 at 5:10 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Exian - July 29, 2015 at 6:19 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Longhorn - July 29, 2015 at 7:11 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Fake Messiah - July 29, 2015 at 7:27 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by brewer - July 29, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Aoi Magi - July 29, 2015 at 7:57 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Minimalist - July 29, 2015 at 12:13 pm
RE: Biblical Insults - by Longhorn - July 29, 2015 at 1:47 pm
RE: Biblical Insults - by TheRealJoeFish - August 5, 2015 at 9:03 pm
RE: Biblical Insults - by ignoramus - July 30, 2015 at 8:22 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Nope - July 30, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Exian - July 30, 2015 at 10:42 am
RE: Biblical Insults - by Deepthunk - August 5, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: Biblical Insults - by TheRealJoeFish - August 5, 2015 at 9:05 pm

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