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The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 19, 2016 at 1:53 am
The Biblical Noah was the first time a Time Lord was written about. Think about it! He has a ship that engineers today can't build, that holds more animals than its dimensions allow, and that saves the Earth from a pissed off invisible guy in the sky with magic who communicates with telepathy. Not only that, but he was 600 years old and managed to get kangaroos from Australia to the Middle East and back to Australia again.
So the Ark was obviously just a TARDIS in disguise because it's bigger on the inside. The magic man that caused the flood was an alien, and the kangaroos were moved because the TARDIS moved them. Plus being 600 years old is kinda telling that Noah is a time lord, as the Doctor himself is at least a thousand or so.
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RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 19, 2016 at 1:55 am
Your thread is so full of ill logic, I am throwing up due to reading what you posted.
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RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 20, 2016 at 2:28 am
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No, you don't get it!! First few Chapters from the Genesis don't even happen on Earth. Noah was actually on Venus and then when God decided to destroy the world he really killed it. Waters started rising so fast and with such ferocity that they gave Noah's metal spaceship ark the momentum for not only the escape velocity, but to shoot it all the way to the Earth which was populated by dinosaurs at that time - and how did Dinos died? Yes, asteroid: Noah falling spaceship from Venus = asteroid = death of Dinos. So that's why Venus has all of it's oceans in the atmosphere and that's why peeps today can't find Garden East Of Eden.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 20, 2016 at 3:00 am
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RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 20, 2016 at 4:43 am
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(April 20, 2016 at 3:00 am)robvalue Wrote: Duh-duh-duh-dum
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Well this is what my religion says and I don't have to think about it because my religion thinks for me, it is a matter of faith, just like what good or bad is, and most of all
you have to honor it!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Biblical Noah is a Time Lord
April 20, 2016 at 4:58 am
Rob, that is the second best most accurate written Dr Who music I have heard!
My cat does the best one!
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