I recently resigned from the Jackson County MO Adult Detention Center. I now have a much better job advising and supervising people on intensive probation. So I'd like to share some interesting stories with you all because you all seemed interested in them. I don't work for them and am under no binding agreement to keep my mouth shut.
On time we had this schizophrenic inmate chained to a bunk because he kept having violent outbursts. What he liked to do while chained down was play with himself. He did this constantly when a female officer had to watch the camera feed in his room. So what I did when we gave him a bathroom break was change the restraint type that locked his hands to a chain around his waist. He was happy with his new and clean restraints at first. When we chained him back to the bunk he realized he couldn't jack off anymore. He then claimed he was the son of god (and wolverine from x-men) and would strike me down. It was hilarious. It added to the moment that the guy looked like the GEICO cavemen.
On time we had this schizophrenic inmate chained to a bunk because he kept having violent outbursts. What he liked to do while chained down was play with himself. He did this constantly when a female officer had to watch the camera feed in his room. So what I did when we gave him a bathroom break was change the restraint type that locked his hands to a chain around his waist. He was happy with his new and clean restraints at first. When we chained him back to the bunk he realized he couldn't jack off anymore. He then claimed he was the son of god (and wolverine from x-men) and would strike me down. It was hilarious. It added to the moment that the guy looked like the GEICO cavemen.
