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There may be a god but it isnt your one
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RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one
(July 31, 2015 at 1:57 am)robvalue Wrote: Theology is a very low entry subject isn't it? It seems you can just make up whatever stuff you want.

Luckily no one needs to make up stuff to prove the FSM is real. He made the world 300 years ago, so the world itself is proof that he exists. Otherwise the earth wouldn't exist! And he planted evidence and memories to make it look much, much older. And it does seem much older! Our science shows it has been done seamlessly. Again, total proof of the FSM.

As for these other made-up gods, people just seem to create their own narratives based on nothing and expect me to take it seriously. Someone just writes a story, and a bit later people all think the story is true. How does that "field of study" even have a name?

Although the FSM is the one and only true God, he's cool with paradoxes and so the dinosaur God or whatever you're talking about, and the butt hole one can also be the one true gods. His generosity knows no bounds.


I am inclined to think that the FSM is really just Dionysus in disguise.  At first, that might seem implausible, but I think the strippers and beer volcano are a dead giveaway.  And the Romans knew Dionysus as "Bacchus," so this would not be the first time he has used another name.  The pictures of him look a bit different, though.  Maybe he has just not aged so well.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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There may be a god but it isnt your one - by Sam Polter - July 23, 2015 at 2:19 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by AFTT47 - July 23, 2015 at 3:00 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by vorlon13 - July 30, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by Pyrrho - July 30, 2015 at 10:58 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by Pyrrho - July 30, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by vorlon13 - July 30, 2015 at 11:09 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by Pyrrho - July 30, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by Pyrrho - July 31, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: There may be a god but it isnt your one - by robvalue - August 4, 2015 at 6:40 am

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