Am I Going To Hell?

[Iroscato]

Ugh, typical yankie lowest common denominator thinking. "Shorter words = better!"
This is why your education system is in such dire straits, you're all being fed this path of least resistance bollocks.
Should come over there and stick a Trident nuke up your arse (not ass), I should

Jesus fucking christ!  Do you always want to use more letters when fewer will get the job done?  "Arse" instead of "ass" is another example of your wasteful ways.  And don't fucking get me started on "colour" instead of "color!"  No wonder there is no more British Empire!  You have squandered all of your resources on extra ink and paper!  And now you clutter the internet with useless extra letters! You waste your lives typing more letters than are needed to communicate.  It is a wonder you do not spell "tea" as "teaeeeaeaeeeeaeaeeeeeaeeeeee."  That would better fit your silly British ways!

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Ur rite! We shuld all type like this!

Look upon what you have wrought, Pyrrho. Always remember...you brought this on yourself.

Fagzor.