As God, My first act would be to unambiguously declare Myself to My creations.
My chief (probably only) commandment would be 'Be good to each other.' The importance of this commandment would compel Me to lead by example, thus the impetus to be good.
My chief attributes would be explicatory in nature. If one of My creations were to ask Me why their two years old daughter was stricken with liver cancer, I would tell them. If a supplicant asked why they didn't win the Lotto despite praying really, REALLY hard to do so, I would explain it.
If human beings continued to insist in invoking Me to make sure their particular sporting club won, I would be completely even handed - I would arrange for every sporting competition to end in a tie.
Boru
My chief (probably only) commandment would be 'Be good to each other.' The importance of this commandment would compel Me to lead by example, thus the impetus to be good.
My chief attributes would be explicatory in nature. If one of My creations were to ask Me why their two years old daughter was stricken with liver cancer, I would tell them. If a supplicant asked why they didn't win the Lotto despite praying really, REALLY hard to do so, I would explain it.
If human beings continued to insist in invoking Me to make sure their particular sporting club won, I would be completely even handed - I would arrange for every sporting competition to end in a tie.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
