Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead.

[Anomalocaris]

You just give creedence to Jesus' statement that unbelievers could see someone rise from the dead and not believe. You would be one of the people standing there after Lazarus rose from the dead saying, "no no, there must be a natural explaination for this! Miracles don't ever happen!". It just shows how you are not able to believe unless chosen by God. That ancient book that you detest so much has you all figured out and it is quite amusing. If you guys didn't all do exactly what Scripture predicted you would do, then I would have to actually worry about its validity, good thing you all act exactly how it says you will act.

I don't need to resort to any deranged buffoon nor refer to any idiotic holy book to predict exactly what you will do, Statler. That will put me on par with your man-god then.

To be sure, after Lazarus rose from the dead I would stand there and yawn. I can go to many bush medicine men, witch doctor, or run-of-the-mill charlatan to view a better staged performance of the same nature. The natural explanation is Jesus was a charlatan and his followers dumb as posts.