I have it on good authority that the Guidelines for How to Get Yourself Banned were recently changed so I feel like I should give the new guidelines the ol' college try before I throw in the towel and submit to actually reading them.
Thanks for the encouraging words, though. I'll continue in my efforts and keep you informed of my progress to come.
Thanks for the encouraging words, though. I'll continue in my efforts and keep you informed of my progress to come.

Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.