One of them would refuse to touch the mic unless there's a bible verse about it, another would flat-out deny he's in a studio at all, and the third would insist that Obama can read his thoughts through the radio waves. I'm not saying which is which, but it could be entertaining.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
