What the hell is a 'soul' anyway?

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Maths is incredibly repressive. When I received my £600 benefits each month, I get it in three separate payments. I want to believe that those payments somehow add up to £60,000 instead. But the banks are brainwashed by mathematical dogma, and repress me by saying that it is still just £600.

Of course this is blatantly racist, or homophobic, or against religious beliefs I'm about to make up.