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[thesummerqueen]

I shall tell you the real story then.

One day my father decided to get it on with my mother. She ended up pregnant because the condom broke or something. 9 months later, I was born, and I took my father's last name, as is tradition. My first name was given to me because my parents are lazy shits who couldn't be arsed to go past the first page in the baby names book.

The End.

Hey...when I said "nice bullshit" I meant I actually liked the way you played on it.