RE: limericks!
October 9, 2015 at 3:32 am
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2015 at 3:32 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Fella come home from work and tells his wife that he's heard the dirtiest limerick ever. She asks to hear it, but he says so filthy that he can't repeat it. She pesters him about it until he says, 'Fine. I tell it to you, but whenever a word is too filthy for you to hear, I just say "dash".' She agrees and he begins:
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash ,
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash .
Dash dash dash dash dash,
Dash dash dash dash dash -
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash twat.
Boru
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash ,
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash .
Dash dash dash dash dash,
Dash dash dash dash dash -
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash twat.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
