It just says "Limericks."
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One of Asimov's, from memory:
A lady from North Carolina Had violin strings 'cross her vagina. With decent-sized cocks, What was sex became Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
There once was a lady called Sharkey
Who foolishly married a darky. The result of her sins Was triplets, not twins - On black, one white, and one khaki. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: limericks!
October 9, 2015 at 3:05 am
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2015 at 3:06 am by Alex K.)
(October 9, 2015 at 2:06 am)Stimbo Wrote: One of Asimov's, from memory: Brilliantly combining vajayjay with the popular hypothesis that the style of the Toccata and Fugue is so atypical for Bach's organ works because he indeed reworked a piece originally for violin. Keep the musicology coming, Stim 
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
CL, I think you've started something beautiful here!
To know god we must pray Which we did every day It's not what he meant and to our detriment He ended up being a vajayjay
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: limericks!
October 9, 2015 at 3:32 am
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2015 at 3:32 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Fella come home from work and tells his wife that he's heard the dirtiest limerick ever. She asks to hear it, but he says so filthy that he can't repeat it. She pesters him about it until he says, 'Fine. I tell it to you, but whenever a word is too filthy for you to hear, I just say "dash".' She agrees and he begins:
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash , Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash . Dash dash dash dash dash, Dash dash dash dash dash - Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash twat. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
There once was a guy on this site
Who barely avoided a fight: His wife said "log out! And bring me some stout" He decided to do what was right...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
A physics student named Rafferty
Went down to the gentlemen's lavat'ry When the walls met his sight He said: "Newton was right! -This must be the centre of graffiti" ( Legman 11, nr 2727)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Great idea! Here's one I posted before somewhere on the site:
There was a young atheist called Rob Who continually played with his nob We told him to stop We said it would pop And that's why he can't get a job Here's a new one: To explain the idea of prayer It's talking to what isn't there It's all in your mind So I think you will find You should thank yourself, not the air Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum  (October 9, 2015 at 12:02 am)Thena323 Wrote: There once was a Thread on Vajayjay 
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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