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Creation Muesum

Exian

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RE: Creation Muesum

October 24, 2015 at 9:57 am (This post was last modified: October 24, 2015 at 9:59 am by Exian.)

Haha The Museum of Milk Production.

I had an Amish friend with a few issues of Udder Wank hidden under his mattress.

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue

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Creation Muesum - by Blondie - October 23, 2015 at 1:23 am

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