Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary Evidence

[Exian]

Your girlfriend seeing an old friend at the mall and there being eye witnesses is equal in evidence to your girlfriend seeing a dead president at the mall and having eye witnesses. That is, untill you write the latter in a 2,000 year old book; then it becomes even more believable!!! Not only are there eye witnesses, but it says there are eye witnesses in a fucking book! Two evidences! In fact, I refuse to believe your girlfriend saw an old friend at the mall until I see it in a really old book.