(October 29, 2015 at 5:14 pm)Beccs Wrote:(October 29, 2015 at 5:10 pm)Tartarus Sauce Wrote: Very positive, call me vanilla but the missionary position is one of my favorites.
Definitely for the first time with a new partner...
I would have thought you would have informed them to the full terms and conditions of your sex routine right from the get go to suss out the unsatisfactory suitors that couldn't, well, "keep up" so to speak.
Now I see you're more like a Venus flytrap: you seduce them with promises of sweet, intimate, tender missionary and then ensnare them into the 24/7 cycle of handstanding, ceiling-to-floor, jackhammer pile-driving, reverse 69ing.
You sly little vixen, you.
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