We could use some Raëlians up in this b*tch. They're actually an atheistic religion, since they worship aliens. They're also pro-science and pro-sex. So a pretty sensible bunch of lunatics...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlism
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw