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Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
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Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
1 9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
Sounds legit Evie, you know what would really clinch the deal, if you had some mujahideen.  I already have my own gear, just sayin....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:39 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 7:44 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 7:56 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by SteelCurtain - November 16, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 9:01 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by TheRealJoeFish - November 16, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by brewer - November 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 11:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 6:13 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 1:38 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Jackalope - November 17, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:38 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:48 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 1:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 18, 2015 at 2:11 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 2:16 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 18, 2015 at 8:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 19, 2015 at 5:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 19, 2015 at 6:36 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 12:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 23, 2015 at 11:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 11:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:03 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 24, 2015 at 3:21 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 24, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 25, 2015 at 2:24 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 25, 2015 at 5:51 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 2:28 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 3:09 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm

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