Veganism & vegetarianism

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My diet would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic. Because of intestinal scarring, I can't eat anything that's got too much fibre in it. So I'm a vegan who can't even eat fucking apples or carrots. I even miss eating things I wasn't even that bothered about before like cucumber.

I have to have my fruit and veg mostly cooked and mashed up like a baby. We have a blender for making smoothies but I don't have the energy to use it most of the time. I'm hopeless at cooking, and so I live mostly on toast and extremely bland cereal. My wife does incredibly well given the shit she has to endure from my diet, and finds lots of interesting ways to get nutrients into me. Luckily I can still have pizza, my favourite food, but without any extra toppings.

My wife was actually trying to get me to eat some free range egg just for some variety in my diet. I tried it, but I freaked the hell out. No way, I can't eat it.