Look on the bright side, TrueChristian: If Christianity is true and if Tertullian was right, one of the perks of Heaven will be the schadenfreude you and the other moral cripples who worship Yahweh will enjoy at the prospect of the damned getting theirs. Or maybe, as other Christians seem to believe, you will be afflicted with heavenly amnesia so you won't be aware of the torments of others, including your unsaved loved ones.
Or maybe you could just grow up and leave these childish fantasies behind.
Or maybe you could just grow up and leave these childish fantasies behind.