RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2015 at 5:41 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
You missed your chance to pitch a straight faced sex magic proposal to a cute wiccan girl eh? There's always tommorrow. Be a great bumper sticker wouldn't it?
"Sex with a wiccan is magical!"
If I were a wiccan, that's all I'd tell anyone about wicca when they asked. That and theres this cute cover of "We wish you a mery christmas" goes along the lines of "All hail to the lord and lady"...I'd hum that all the time.
"Sex with a wiccan is magical!"
If I were a wiccan, that's all I'd tell anyone about wicca when they asked. That and theres this cute cover of "We wish you a mery christmas" goes along the lines of "All hail to the lord and lady"...I'd hum that all the time.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
