RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 6:00 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2015 at 6:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Cmon..she totally wants to hear you tell her that you're an astronaut..that's why she's trolling bars at the cape with a 3 mm miniskirt on...to find guys who say they're astronauts.....you have to be able to appreciate a little fantasy and give her what she wants. 
I'm trying to remember a single time a girl at a bar ever led in with the question..."So, you're an -X-..right?" that I didn't immediately respond in the affirmative, huge smile on my face. I always assumed that was the right answer.
I'm trying to remember a single time a girl at a bar ever led in with the question..."So, you're an -X-..right?" that I didn't immediately respond in the affirmative, huge smile on my face. I always assumed that was the right answer.
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