10/10 for satire. Well done!
As for me, after I die I'm donating my tissues for transplant, and anything left will be used to grow a tree. So I won't care. Trees are fairly indifferent to the concept of hell after all.
What exactly goes to hell? Where is it?
As for me, after I die I'm donating my tissues for transplant, and anything left will be used to grow a tree. So I won't care. Trees are fairly indifferent to the concept of hell after all.
What exactly goes to hell? Where is it?