Are you speaking as a Poe, or your actual self? Because if these are your true opinions, they stink. And if you're still Poeing, nobody cares what you think.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
