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Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
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RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
If I were an involuntarily celibate man, I would be realistic and accept that everyone can't have matinee idol good looks. I would probably consider any one or a combination of the following in an effort to cope and/or improve my outlook:

Attempt to optimize my appearance to the best of my ability.
Focus on developing my intellect and other positive aspects of my personality.
Masturbate regularly 
Learn how to become an excellent lover.
Learn to play a musical instrument/ become a temperamental artist.
Achieve financial and/or personal success.
Become a firefighter
Become more interesting
Project an air of mystery; present myself as slightly distracted or aloof
Save stuff; children, puppies,etc.
Ask perhaps if I myself am guilty of seeking/pursuing only the "hot ones" by eschewing other types of women.
Learn to live alone
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Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Whateverist - December 22, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by brewer - December 22, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by CapnAwesome - December 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by AFTT47 - December 22, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by CapnAwesome - December 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Thumpalumpacus - December 22, 2015 at 7:28 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by CapnAwesome - December 23, 2015 at 1:01 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Jackalope - December 23, 2015 at 1:05 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Thumpalumpacus - December 23, 2015 at 3:24 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2015 at 6:24 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Chad32 - December 22, 2015 at 6:25 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Edwardo Piet - December 22, 2015 at 6:42 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Chad32 - December 22, 2015 at 6:57 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Mermaid - December 22, 2015 at 8:38 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Minimalist - December 22, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Chad32 - December 22, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by paulpablo - December 22, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Crossless1 - December 22, 2015 at 7:03 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Jackalope - December 22, 2015 at 7:11 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Foxaèr - December 22, 2015 at 7:31 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Jackalope - December 22, 2015 at 7:53 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by TheRealJoeFish - December 22, 2015 at 8:44 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by SteelCurtain - December 22, 2015 at 8:58 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Athene - December 22, 2015 at 9:05 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by downbeatplumb - December 23, 2015 at 5:03 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2015 at 9:11 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Jackalope - December 22, 2015 at 9:21 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by ignoramus - December 22, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Athene - December 22, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2015 at 9:15 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Athene - December 22, 2015 at 9:16 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2015 at 9:19 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Ravenshire - December 23, 2015 at 8:24 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Mermaid - December 22, 2015 at 9:22 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by The Valkyrie - December 22, 2015 at 9:28 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by brewer - December 22, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by ignoramus - December 22, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by TheRealJoeFish - December 22, 2015 at 11:16 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Alex K - December 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Athene - December 23, 2015 at 3:41 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Thumpalumpacus - December 23, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by Thumpalumpacus - December 23, 2015 at 5:10 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by ignoramus - December 23, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by KevinM1 - December 23, 2015 at 1:04 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by SteelCurtain - December 23, 2015 at 2:41 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by thesummerqueen - December 23, 2015 at 5:43 pm
RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off! - by TheRocketSurgeon - December 23, 2015 at 11:08 pm

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