Dammit, now I'm going to have to come up with a new term to describe myself. I haven't had sex yet due to all the logistics surrounding my disability, and may not ever (the mechanics of anything beyond a BJ would likely fracture my hips/pelvis/back). So, yeah... I'm literally involuntarily celibate. But, I don't want to be confused with those people, who obviously can't get laid because *surprise!* women aren't into 1950's style misogyny.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"