I found this while going through some old files on my computer and thought it might be of interest to some.
Quote:Every December we experience the greatest media blitz of nonsense and balderdash
outside of a presidential election. Newspapers and broadcasters repeat their obligatory
editorials about the deplorable "commercialization" of Christmas. They moan that "we
seem to have lost the true meaning of Christmas and perverted it into a pagan holiday,"
and so on.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy