(January 4, 2016 at 9:57 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote:(January 4, 2016 at 9:52 am)pool Wrote: How dare you. It's a damn good joke!
Nope.
How about this:
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.
"Husband : "How about the ones like mine?
"Wife : "Those they gave away.
"Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.
"Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?
"Husband : "That's where they held the auction."