(January 4, 2016 at 10:01 am)pool Wrote:(January 4, 2016 at 9:57 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote: Nope.
How about this:
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.
"Husband : "How about the ones like mine?
"Wife : "Those they gave away.
"Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.
"Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?
"Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
Meh, I mean, it's not terrible, but it is a tad boring and predictable, this is much better:
I bought myself a nice, new stick of deodorant today. The instructions read: "Remove the cap, unscrew and push up bottom" ... I can barely walk now, but whenever I fart the room smells peachy, just peachy.