Atheists' Attitude?

[Edwardo Piet]

You're not MY kind of atheist.

Burn, heretic!

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop! Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow, me too! But are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

I knew the ending that was coming and I was anticipating the lulz but I couldn't predict verbatim the exact words "Die heretic scum!" and it was so fucking hilarious I laughed like a laughing man who had just spend the last few hours laughing every now and then at funny stuff and then laughed at this laughworthy joke to laugh at just now, so yeah.... I laughed.