If they need new chants, they could borrow 'Shoot The Boot'. This is technically a drinking song, but rugby supporters while often chant it during matches, as a wholesome way of encouraging better efforts on the part of a player who had made a mistake. Lots of different versions, but the one I grew up with runs:
WHY WERE YOU BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
WHY WERE YOU BORN AT ALL?
YOU'RE NO FUCKING USE TO ANYONE,
YOU'RE NO FUCKING USE AT ALL!
YOU SHOULD BE PUBLICALLY PISSED ON!
YOU SHOULD BE PUBLICALLY SHOT (bang bang)!
YOU SHOULD BE TIED TO A URINAL,
AND LEFT THERE TO FESTER AND ROT!
How anyone could object to such a gentle, life-affirming chant is beyond me.
Boru
WHY WERE YOU BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
WHY WERE YOU BORN AT ALL?
YOU'RE NO FUCKING USE TO ANYONE,
YOU'RE NO FUCKING USE AT ALL!
YOU SHOULD BE PUBLICALLY PISSED ON!
YOU SHOULD BE PUBLICALLY SHOT (bang bang)!
YOU SHOULD BE TIED TO A URINAL,
AND LEFT THERE TO FESTER AND ROT!
How anyone could object to such a gentle, life-affirming chant is beyond me.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
