Women's clothes?

[Mr.wizard]

Well you can wear some pants like that if you want, but you know why most men do not wear pants like that? Because they are generally not appealing  nor would they be comfortable for your package, especially if you pop a boner. Its not like men are covering up their super sexiness in the name of modesty.

I would be distracted. But not in the way pool thinks. Lol

Ya, you would probably be starring, thinking "WTF is that guy wearing?".