So, I opened up my copy of the Quran to a random page today...

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Interesting NMP, thank you!

Atlas: So you did what I said, you found a bit that contradicts it and went with that because you prefer it. There's no way you can get any of that stuff from Surah 2.

You say "God did not force it" when it explicitly says that he did. It's just that it also explicitly says that he didn't, at other points. That's called a contradiction.

That's what happens when things are written by committees.  Each author says something different and no one reads the whole thing before it's published.