Or you can dress in your most obvious Texan gear, the bigger the hat, the better, and be as loud and obnoxious as you can.
Aussies LOVE loud Texans.
Aussies LOVE loud Texans.
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"