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Australia
#1
Australia
If you've every seen a duckbill platypus you would know that God has a sense of humor. It was late on a Friday night and God said, "lets just go with what we got and call it a day".

Then there's the echidna which looks cuddly but has long fingernails growing all over it's body. Both the platypus and the echidna are the only monotremes(egg laying mammal) on the planet.

Then there's the wombats, kangaroos, fucking kookaburras(coo coo birds) which I hate! You ask "why?" Can you imagine what it's like to listen to hundreds of those birds on the wires and in the trees which all sound like children laughing right outside your bedroom window in the morning when you want to sleep in!

Then there's the wallabies, devils and a hideous creature(now extinct since the 1930's but sightings are still reported) known as a Thylacine called a Tasmanian Tiger:





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This thing was a marsupial! 

Now, why are all the weirdest damn critters on the planet all in Australia? None of these things were on the ark! How did they get there? And why were they all in one of the last places ever discovered on earth? Was someone hiding them there?

The people of Australia eat yeast extracts known as marmite, promite and vegemite loaded with vitamin "B" which gives them superpowers! I lived there for a year and somehow I escaped with my life! There are a couple of other strange creatures down under. One is called The Valkyrie and the other is called The Little Lunch! There are others!

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Guess which one is the Australian?
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#2
RE: Australia
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#3
RE: Australia
Lol The Hammy isn't an Aussie!
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#4
RE: Australia
Hammy!
How they hanging?
Going to the beut Ute muster this Sundy?
Don't bring any scrags will ya....

I've got the vitamin B.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#5
RE: Australia
I'm not an Aussie, indeed.

My cock and balls are hanging just fine, thanks for asking Iggy.

Well, to be honest, my cock is rarely hanging. But it's just fine.
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#6
RE: Australia
(December 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Lol The Hammy isn't an Aussie!
My bad, I fixed it. I meant Little Lunch!
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#7
RE: Australia
Hammy would be a little lunch for something in Oz.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
RE: Australia
The sharks call Surfer's Paradise the Macca's drive through....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#9
RE: Australia
There's a possibility that thylacines are still alive.

Not sure I believe it but it would be cool.

"A thylacine ate my baby!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Australia
(December 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There's a possibility that thylacines are still alive.

Not sure I believe it but it would be cool.

"A thylacine ate my baby!"
Last I heard there was a sighting is South Australia. Yes, it would be cool! I lived in Taz for 3 months and learned all I could. They are fascinating but, they ate everything! Which led to their demise but ultimately they got sick. Unfortunately the same thing is happening to the Devils.

(December 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: There's a possibility that thylacines are still alive.

Not sure I believe it but it would be cool.

"A thylacine ate my baby!"

The last known thylacine in captivity named Benjamin died in 1936 in a zoo at Sandy Bay.
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