The religious and hair salons

[ignoramus]

Judi, the first rule of business is the customer's always right.

Learn to bullshit back for your own sake.
You speak from the heart to those you care about and love.

To every other Schmuck, tell them what they want to hear.
Subtely change the subject. Always talk about them, that's why they're there.
You need to pamper their ego while styling their hair.
Happy content customers will always come back.

It's an art form, master it.
Read some Carnegie.